Best Android Phablets and Jumbo-Sized Smartphones Money Can Buy in Early 2014

Compiling tech listicles at the wee hours of a new year is probably not the brightest idea, since odds are the hierarchy will be all jumbled by fresh product announcements before I can hit publish on my draft.

Phone call on Galaxy Note 8

But as I was rounding up the best phablets around, it dawned on me these behemoths are so likely to stand the test of time that whenever I decide to post the list, we’re covered for many months to come. Sure, plenty of new, sizzling hot jumbo-sized handhelds are to go official in the near future, yet they can’t do much to push the below greats to extinction.

Most of these are classics in the making, forefront fighters for the rights of the height-challenged, mentality alterers and just all-around pioneers. We salute you and welcome the transformations you have brought to the mobile décor, but now it’s time to pit you against one another and rank you.


Without further ado, here are the seven best phablets money can buy in January 2014:

7. Oppo N1 – starting at $600

Why it’s one of the best:

  • It rocks a unique design, with a rotating 13 MP camera capable of acting as both the rear and front-facing snapper and small posterior touch panel for easy, comfortable one-handed use

Oppo N1

  • Ginormous, vibrant 5.9-inch IPS panel with 1,920 x 1,080 pixels resolution
  • Solid build quality, feels nice and sturdy in the hand, uses mostly premium build materials
  • Tremendous photo shooting quality and exquisite selfie opportunities (run, duckfaces are coming!)

Why it’s not the absolute best:

  • It’s a little on the expensive side of things, going for $600 with 16 GB built-in storage
  • No microSD card slot
  • It’s behind the greats in raw speed, packing a dated Qualcomm Snapdragon 600 CPU

Oppo N1-2

  • Hard to come by and currently unavailable via Oppo’s US online store
  • Relatively heavy, even for its size (213 grams)
  • Runs a modified version of Android 4.2 (Color OS) and the promised CyanogenMod model isn’t out yet

6. LG Optimus G Pro – $0.01 with AT&T contracts, $500 outright

Strong points:

  • Stunning 5.5-inch True Full HD (1,920 x 1,080 pixels) IPS Plus LCD screen
  • Massive 3,140 mAh battery, which coupled with the small (by phablet standards) display and aging SoC, can theoretically deliver up to 31 hours of juice in continuous 2G talk time

LG Optimus G Pro

  •  Cheap, considering the state-of-the-art hardware you get


  • Ugly interface, laggy software support (don’t expect a 4.4 KitKat update anytime soon)
  • Snapdragon 600 processor

LG Optimus G Pro-2

  • Chintzy speakers
  • It tried a little too hard to replicate Galaxy Note 2’s looks, forgetting no one really liked Samsung’s glossy plastic exterior

5. Samsung Galaxy Mega 6.3 – $0.01 with AT&T and Sprint contracts, $500 unlocked (or $400 via other retailers)

Why it’s one of the best:

  • It’s the second largest of the bunch, yet also the second cheapest, tied with LG’s Optimus G Pro
  • Aside from AT&T and Sprint, it can also be found on US Cellular and MetroPCS, which is pretty amazing given exactly how big and nichy this thing is


  • Only 8 mm thick and 199 grams heavy
  • Fantastic pricing-quality ratio, as it packs 1.5 GB RAM and a 3,200 mAh battery
  • It’s still on Android 4.2 Jelly Bean, but don’t be surprised if it were to get 4.4 before the HTC One max

Why it’s not the best of the best:

  • 6.3-inch 1,280 x 720 pixels resolution screen with sub-par 233 ppi pixel density


  • Dual-core Snapdragon 400 CPU
  • Plasticky, flimsy and cheap-looking

4. HTC One max – starting at roughly $100 with Sprint and Verizon pacts, $600 and up outright

Why it’s worth the recognition:

  • 5.9-inch 1,920 x 1,080 pixels resolution Super LCD3 display
  • Aluminum unibody, sturdy look and feel, giving off a much more premium vibe than any other phablet around


  • Fingerprint sensor: gimmicky? Damn straight, but some still seem to appreciate it
  • 3,300 mAh battery, gifted enough to last up to 25 hours in 3G talk time on paper

Why it’s not:

  • Solid? Sure. Bulky? That too, as it measures 10.3 mm in thickness and weighs in at 217 grams
  • Snapdragon 600 CPU


  • Still too damn expensive, even after a number of discounts
  • Though it currently runs Android 4.3 Jelly Bean, it’s unlikely to score KitKat by March

3. Samsung Galaxy Note 2 – starting at $450 unlocked


  • The textbook definition of oldie but goldie, this OG ages better than wine, now costing about as much as an upper mid-range 4.5-incher a year back and getting ready to taste Android 4.4’s chocolaty aroma
  • You can get it anywhere, everywhere and the pricing bar is likely to be further lowered in the near future


  • S Pen support
  • Guaranteed software support
  • Excellent battery life, courtesy of a 3,100 mAh ticker and not quite demanding display/CPU duo


  • Poor design by 2014 standards, with tacky build materials

Samsung Galaxy Note 2

  • 5.5-inch 1,280 x 720 pix res screen with 267 ppi
  • Dated 1.6 GHz quad-core Exynos 4412 processor

2. Sony Xperia Z Ultra – $480 unlocked in 3G flavor, $540 with LTE, $650 Google Play Edition

Why it’s #2:

  • It’s the biggest, baddest mo-fo around, with a 6.4-inch Full HD panel and top-of-the-line Qualcomm Snapdragon 800 CPU
  • Can be scored with on-board KitKat in Google Play Edition


  • Slim and sleek, measuring an incredible 6.5 mm in thickness
  • Exquisite design (save maybe for the bezels), with shatter proof and scratch-resistant glass, as well as water and dust protection
  • Supports any kind of stylus or pen input, including regular writing tools

Why it’s not #1:

  • It can’t be had with subsidies stateside, so not everyone can afford it
  • 8 MP rear-facing camera


  • Skinny, non-removable 3,050 mAh battery
  • 212 grams weight, which is slightly on the bulky side of things considering its wasp waist

1. Samsung Galaxy Note 3 – starting at $200 with pacts, $650 or so unlocked

Why it’s #1:

  • 5.7-inch Super AMOLED 1,080p display
  • S Pen support
  • 3,200 mAh battery


  • 13 MP camera with HDR, image stabilization, autofocus, LED flash, etc., etc.
  • Guaranteed software support (Android 4.4 KitKat rollout already underway)
  • Fast and furious Snapdragon 800 SoC, paired with a whopping 3 GB RAM
  • Plenty of storage options (16, 32, 64 on-board, plus microSD expansion)

Why its reign is somewhat vulnerable to future threats (mostly its own sequel):

  • The design is still not all it could be, despite an obvious evolution over the Note 2

Galaxy Note 3 in hand

  • Pricey, compared with all the others and considering it’s four months old
  • Bloated TouchWiz UI and no Google Play Edition available… yet

FYI: Handhelds measuring at least 5.5 inches and at most 6.5 inches were considered for this list, so don’t start bombarding us with questions and complaints about the LG G2 or Asus FonePad. It may be subjective, but I consider the former a phone, not a phablet, and the latter a full-fledged slate. That said, do you agree with our pecking order? Would you have made the list any different? Sound off below.