This pitch from the app PR firm Appency had me rolling on the floor. It’s a great pitch. It’s timely. It’s well written. I would’ve stopped what I was doing and wrote the app review. The problem was we reviewed the app on Friday. Nothing irritates me more than someone who pitches me after the fact it typically shows they don’t read your site, but I will forego my normally railing on that because this pitch was so great! So here for your enjoyment is Appency’s pitch for the official Lorax Stache app. Check out our review after the pitch. This was awesomesauce. More PR firms need to be like this:
Well thank you for reading my pitch-a-ma-phone
for I must tell a tale of an app you should own
or at least write about, yes you must tell the tale
for apps just like this, well… they must leave a trail.
Now, Kyle, please listen I say (with a wheeze)
for I am the Lorax – I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!
I’ve made me an app
out of tidbits and digits
as you know mobile apps are more useful than widgets
What’s an app sir you say?
Well I know that you know
But THIS app my dear friend on your website must go
For unlike other apps that go out with the breeze,
This is the one app that lets YOU speak for trees.
What’s important you see, is you must have the stach’
(I’ve grown mine with the help of the orange miffle mash)
Just hold phone to mouth and start jabbin away
(There are barbaloots listening.. please watch what you say)
Or perhaps its your friends that are lacking some whiskers
Just pull up their photo and slap on some ticklers
Then email away, you can even send post!
To your friends and your loved ones you’re missing the most.
So now lift yourself up by the seat of your pants
and get to the app store and give it a glance
Unless someone like you
cares a whole awful lot
No one will review it
I’m afraid they will not.
And here’s our review for the Lorax app that we ran on Friday! Go see the movie!