Ever wish you had Tiger Blood? Ever wish you were a freaking rock star from Mars? Ever wish you had the drug called Charlie Sheen? Well according to Charlie Sheen you can’t, because you’re a fool who isn’t him and it would melt your face off. However, you can have the next best thing: Charlie Sheen apps. Yeah, WINNING, I know.
Charlie Sheen’s recent stunts have made him the talk of the town lately, and his crazy interviews only feed the fire. During those interviews, he has made some pretty hilarious comments, many of which have become trending topics on Twitter. In fact, his presence on Twitter has picked up steam pretty fast, considering his account reached the 1 million followers mark faster than any other account in history. Stephen Colbert said it best when he tweeted “…and that isn’t his only speed record.” Anyways, Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood and WINNING quotes have become pretty famous over the last week. Luckily, there are already several apps that can help you keep up with all of his Sheenanigans. Already, soundboards for the Sheenster are popping up all over the market right now.Tonight, we have some of the best apps for you to download that are all Sheen all the time. WINNING.
One of the great reasons that Android is always WINNING is because it’s open source. On the app side the vetting process is much shorter so while Charlie Sheen is riding out this :15 minutes of fame extended remix apps are already in the market, by the time they clear the Apple guidelines America could be onto someone else, however Charlie’s been on a long binge so these may be around for a while.
The first two apps that we are going to cover are sound boards. Not just any soundboards either, these are Charlie Sheen soundboards: Charlie Sheen Sound Board and Sheen Machine. These sound board apps have a pretty basic setup, but are slightly different as well. Charlie Sheen soundboard has a list of different Sheen quotes, so you can pick and choose what quotes you want to hear and when you want to hear them. Sheen Machine is a random quote generator so you get a surprise dose of tiger blood every time you tap Charlie’s rock star head. Golden. Winning! is the next app that is full of Sheen. This app is also a quote generator, but it doesn’t play a sound, the quotes just show up and text. This can be fun if you can’t play something aloud, but want to use one of Charlie’s quotes as your own to your friends who may not have experienced his “magic” yet.
The very last app I will cover tonight has some serious tiger blood running through it. Charlie Sheen Widget is definitely my favorite Sheen app because it’s the easiest and funniest to you. A little widget of Charlie’s oversized head on a small body sits on you homescreen only one icon wide and plays some masterful sounds. The quality of the MP3’s is pretty high compared to other sound boards, and it’s conveniently there so you don’t even have to open up an app to hear them.
Android is there every step of the way for all of your Charlie Sheen needs. These apps are all free and available in the market. I also suggest you follow Sheen on Twitter for some up to date coverage on this hysterical being we call Charlie Sheen. Keep that tiger blood flowing people. WINNING!
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about the writer: Elijah Ketchum is a WINNING 16 year old sophomore in High School in Cincinnati OH. His Android experience started with the Motorola Droid. He enjoys everything about Android and convincing his iPhone fan boy classmates to switch. He recently convinced his father, a long term Blackberry user to switch to a Motorola Droid X. Like Elijah’s writing? Have questions? email firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter @ElijahIsMe